I have managed to note few things of interest to the wider world lately

But I want to advise you, in case you did not know it, that a thing called Worzel Gummidge existed.

We no longer make children’s entertainment like this, live-action shows that suggest it is permissible for preteens to wander around unattended, befriend strange men who purport to be animate scarecrows, and keep their magical secrets. Especially not strange men who are suddenly abusive to women. No, these days, everything they make for children has to “model appropriate behaviors.” I dare say we have lost something.